Saturday, February 27, 2016

Story time with Steve Presents: World War Fiebic

  Thanks for Reading ...........................

 W.W.F. part1 -The Devil is Bill Fiebic-

From: Pentagone time 8:21 A.m.
Arlington County, Virginia, the 9th of May 1982
Sen. James Bristol

Subject: Bill Fiebic
Age: Unknown to date, estimated 153-165 years old.
Place of birth: unknown believed to be born in Siberia.
Nick name: also know as the Russian.

Bill stand 6'5, 145 pounds skinny. Brown hair,beard, glasses, scare on the left side of his face, left eye is bionic,half of his right and his entire left arm are bionic. Tattoo on his left arm of the number 2783 no none origin or reasoning behind it. His left leg is bionic and a majority of his organs don't function as well as they should so he rests quite often.

We've come close to catching terrorist Fiebic in his resting state. Bill trembles and can look feeble at times when he needs to rest, but don't take him for weak. He will kill and with no mercy. We know he killed his own wife and child he has no conscience, and has killed thousands of people.

 He is directly responsible for the Friday the 13th bombing in August 1965. Bill is a super genius so don't be fooled by his actions or dim demeanor. If he can he will strike with deadly force, it is said he took out and army with his specialized weaponry. These weapons of  MASS DESTRUCTION are tooled by the genius Fiebic himself. We do not know how they work or what they can fully do. And that scares us. We need to capture him and his weapons. He is a terrorist and a threat to Liberty, Freedom and everything America stands for.

 What more can I say in this report. I as report this, I'm in shock. I have honestly cried when I read the number and brutal killings he has commented. And the atrocity this inhuman man has committed. When found and captured, I only pray to the lord that we do capture him. That no mercy is shown to him as he has to his victims.  Mostly his wife and child is what hit home the hardest for me. How he has been able to eluded us is a mystery. But we are talking about one of the world great geniuses. When tested he was tipping into 365 plus it could 400. There was nothing left to test him with.

 William "Bill" Fiebic is a monster. By all accounts and actions of him. I am a firm believer that the lord is real. For how could I not when the devil IS Bill Fiebic. God save us.
                                                                                             Sen. James Bristol
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Bill stops reading and looks at his driver seat. You know Able... JUST ONCE!! I'D LIKE THEM TO GET HOW FUCKING TALL I AM. RIGHT!! I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT!! MOTHA FUCKERS!! ALWAYS GET HOW TALL I AM WRONG!! I 6'6 AND A HALF!!

Able looks at Bill like he's retarded. Bill I would guess the fact that they can't ID you the way they used to would be a heaven sent. Plus I mean it's nice to think you can be low key and not worry about people bum rushing you. Like a say half the modern world?!

Yeah, that true Able. But why do they think I'm the Russian? I've met him, I worked for him, but it's like they combined us. My perfect parts and what ever he is. And a mix of how crazy we are. At the mentioning of the fact that Bill knows the Russian Able's mouth drops.

Able: "You know the Russian?" Bill just nods his head yes. "Well..?!"  said Abel Bill looked at him "Oh... what do you want to know?" Able: "EVERYTHING!!"

Bill looks at at a sign. "REST STOP NEXT EXIT 5 MILES NORTH" Bill: "Okay lets get to this rest stop up here and grab a nights rest, a few burgers and what ever else we need okay? And I'll tell you all about The Russian. Able now nods his head yes. Bill: gets about 25 burgers... oh...SOME ONES GOD... I LOVE BURGERS!! Yeah you do, SIR! Said Abel as they laugh. Okay so the Russian..

 I was in the Ukraine and it was 1920 I was chasing after this bastard. He was running me all over the place. Ukraine, Belarus to Moscow. When I tracked him to Moscow finally, I loved IT. Abel interrupts "Thrill of the chase!?" "Noooo" say's Bill; I love to travel and I could have chased him longer. I'd let him go, I was hoping it would go longer. I was doing my job. Just it went to fast. And Moscow is just fucking amazing. I love it.

"Spy stuff... coool." said Abel. "No, more like drinks and see new places,woman the life style. I wasn't aloud days off. I mean I'm always working and being called in at any time. So enjoy myself when I can.I mean, why the fuck not? I'm in fucking Moscow." Said Bill. Well I caught the bastard. He tells me like every shit head scum sucking waist of human flesh. "I'm so glad you caught me, I couldn't run anymore.." I looked at him and said. "Really cause I would let you. I was enjoying myself."

Took out my black jack and caved his face in. Bill stopped and starts eating 2 burgers at once, wile Abel still on his first, Abel gets annoyed by this."What about the Russian BILL!!?" "Oh yeah the Russian sorry Abel". Bill is as surprised as an 80 year old man woken up, in the middle of a story. When I was in Moscow now, I had taking care of target. I was going to leave. So I thought I was. I was stopped on my way to the into the room I was staying in. Two guys sitting in chairs in the hall way.

I walked into the room . He was sitting in a chair, he stood up and pointed to the other across from him. He spoke the most broken English you could have imaged. "please sit, sounded like pleez set."And no Russian accent. He stood about eight feet tall. He stood strong and powerful. Very broad, with this cocky, insane but smart look in his eyes. Oh side note Russian real eye color is red. Long bread longer, scull long-ishy, eye were deep in his scull, noise was large.

He went on to pore us each a vodka and soda. He told me I know why you are here. I know what you did. I know who it was. Bla bla bla bla... I'm the Russian. I'm all... WHAT!? He looks at me and says "Sure I am." I looked at him. And said. "You have no accent you speak broken English. I started to speak Russian now. And you look nothing like anyone else here. In fact! You look like a fucking alien. You look so weird......... He looks at me and laughs so hard he turned red in the face.

Bill now swallowing his burgs, grabs two more unwraps them. I looked at him. I said what are you? He told me It's been so long not even he remembers anymore. I said, "Well I'm give or take 130 something. How fucking old are you?"He looked at me and said. "2,000 years old." He continues. When he was old enough to follow my family, he would go search for food and things and he would make thing. Bowls, tools for making things.... houses. Yeah he is a primitive. He was around when Egypt was maybe before.

As he got older he learned that he would often have to deal with other tribes. Or families, not always good not always bad. He went on to tell me his father died and he became the leader of his family. He fathered his first child with his mother and his second with his sister. He also had a "wife" or his word for what ever he called his wife... but she could not give him a child. So she was still there but no good. She was an extra hand. He had a few kids over time.

He did well with his family, leading them and growing. His wife now passed after sickness. His Sister and Mother children, grandchildren. He enters his 30s now. And his kids raising families. He not looking very old at all still young. Taking on more "wives" having more kids. Still the leader if his family. His kids get old he there children his grandchildren now growing up.

He gets older in to his 40s More people die around him as he stays the same. More and more people join him or turn to him. He's old and wise he stays young, people follow him so they to can be young and stay alive. But he just doesn't do anything more then any other leader just more follow him. They turn to him. Because he never ages after 35 he honestly started to get some kind of god like status he told me. After he turned 65 people thought he was a god.

No one really lived that long and if they did they were grand elders. But that was people in there 40 late 40. He never aged he was stronge. He was thought of as a god. And he very intelligent so. That was a thing...

Abel reaction wasn't uncommon. He was speechless moth open wide and his eye's even wider. "WHAT THE FUCK!? Bill; "You asked me. And there's more I can tell you. I mean he spent a day telling me tell me." Abel; "Well what about the job?" Bill; "He back stabbed left me for dead. It's a long story.VERY long Abel." Abel " Oh I see it's hard to talk about, your uncomfortably.  Bill starting in on his fifth and sixth burgers. "No Abel it's fucking late and I'm hungry. I want to eat some more and go to fucking sleep don't you?" "Abel shook his head as he starting eating his third burger.

They both finished eat in the room they had rented and went to sleep.
                           Fade to black.

Next episode, The best part is wake up...  


Friday, February 19, 2016

Story time with Steve

                                    I am NOT a Nerd or a Geek to story time with Steve.

Well ever since I wrote about a messed up story in my life last night. I seem to have no one checking out my blog... well I guess I got the whole five of the six people who read this upset. I started thing out different then it has become and it made me think I stop talking about the stuff I wanted to instead write story which I do love to do. But that not what I am NOT a Nerd or A Geek is about.


 So I think I may save some of my old post and change the name of this and Start the I am not a Nerd or a Geek over again. It is not what I wanted anyway. I wanted something else for this blog I will keep this for my stories and the other for reporting and doing what it is I want to. I want to explore being in a nerd life style. I am NOT a Nerd or a Geek but I love the world they have.

Books, math, dressing badly. I know nerds to be a different thing. I hate the peoplewho like hanging out with me.I like NERDS!!! They do fun stuff I can go be a laid back cool guy any time I want.

SO that being said I will keep my story stuff but I have to change this. AND!!!

Thanks for Reading..............

                                                                                                    Steve Ristich

Monday, February 15, 2016

Story time with Steve

                               Story time with Steve
                                 A bored short
By                                                                                            Steve Ristich


Dinner for Two, before I write this out. Dinner for Two is a sketch I wrote years back. I am trying to adapted it to a short story and has been very difficult, but I think I got this. SO if it seems SHITTY well that's because I'm turning a script into a story. So here is Dinner for Two. But I could always just write it like half and half so this will be like a half script half story. If not, it seems very script like as I write so for better or worst I give you......

Also to anyone who reads this it took me 3 days and I'm so tired it's 10:41 A.M. Monday, as I put my last touches on it. Thank you so much for reading it I hope it doesn't have to many things with editing. And.
                               
                                         Thanks for Reading................

______________________________Dinner For Two________________________________________

Exterior: Outside of a suburban house clouds darken the sky. Hard windy rain that looks like it would become

Interior: Inside of the house,inside kitchen. You see see Matthew small hand towel on his left shoulder. Wearing a white T-shirt /or white collared and blue jeans and sneakers.

First camera cut to a clock; (cut to a clock 3:40 P.M.).

Camera cuts; In a tight angle; And over the shoulder shot you see him cooking food that seems to be almost ready to serve. (in a stockpot on the stove) Chicken stew with potatoes, carrots, a thick gravy and nice peaces of chicken. Matthew turn off the stove to let the food cook it'self the rest of the way.  Matthew moves to a counter on it he grabs a bottle of wine and opens it, revealing to the camera a nice loaf of gourmet bread. Round in shape fresh loaf of bread.  Cut back to the clock.

(cut to a clock 4:55 P.M.)

Matthew tall 6'0 maybe like 6'2 average looking build brown hair.


MATTHEW; Speech
 (PICKS UP CELL PHONE DIALS A NUMBER)

 "HEY BABE,(PAUSES A MOMENT) NO JUST SEEING WHAT'S UP. (pauses again) NOO... WELL OKAY, YEAH WEATHERS SEEMS LIKE IT'S GETTING BAD AND THOSE TIRES AREN'T THAT GREAT YOU KNOW."

 (Matthew pauses a second time)
"I KNOW JUST THIS WEATHER DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME MAMA."

(Matthew hangs up.)
"OH DID YOU CARE?... I'M A GROWN ASS WOMAN!! THEN ACT LIKE ONE.."

(cut to clock 5:05 P.M.)

Interior Dinning room; Red table cloth covering the table with flowers in the middle. Two red candles, nice plats, forks and knifes,spoons, rolled up in red cloth napkins, plats across from each other. A basket in the middle with the gourmet bread next to the bread are two wine glasses and a candle lighter.

Interior; MATTHEW enter the room walking hold a bowl in with pot holders to not burn his hands. Setting the bowl on the table. Just then he remembers, he goes into the kitchen to grab something he forgot. Just before he say what he goes over what he's missing naming each thing on the table.

MATTHEW; " TABLE CLOTH, FOOD,BREAD, CANDLES, LIGHTER, PLATS,FLOWERS ....WINE GLASSES.... OH YEAH, WINE."

MATTHEW; Runs off camera to. Cut to kitchen. Matthew grabs the wine that's already open from having a drink earlier from when he was cooking. Just as he grabs the wine bottle. He hears the front door open.  Bottle in hand he runs in the kitchen.

ENTER SCENE EVA; Eva wearing work close suit or type wear for a management type job in an office. Hip, cool, trendy but very appropriate for a early 30s girls. Eva herself is average tall/weight. Skirt, respectable top, very nice shoes, and has her suit jacket covering her head and soaking wet. Eva staring at the table.

MATTHEW; (laughs a little and smiles at Eva)
"WELL I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO BE THAT WET THIS EARLY."

EVA; (pretends to laugh)
" HA HA HA SHUT UP, BUT REALLY I LOVE THE TABLE BABE. IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. I'M GOING TO CHANGE."

MATTHEW; "HURRY IT'S GETTING COLD, IT SHOULD BE CLOSE TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BY THE TIME YOU GET READY.

Eva exists the room. CUT TO CLOCK: (5:10)

Cut to Matthew in the kitchen going to turn off the radio.

RADIO WEATHER REPORT:
IF YOU LIVE IN KENSINGTON AREA. THERE'S A MASSIVE STORM FRONT COMING IN FROM PORT RICHMOND HARBOR. WINDS BLOW IN AT 20 TO 25 MPH AND PICKING UP SPEED. WE SUGGEST YOU TAKE SHELTER OR MOVE TO A SAFER PLACE RIGHT AWAY. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS, REPEAT MOVE TO SAFER AREA IN DOORS. IF YOU HAVE OUTSIDE PETS BRING THEM INDOORS RIGHT AWAY. AGAIN MOVE TO SAFER PLACE IN YOUR HOME, LIKE A BASEMENT OR BATHROOM BRING IN YOUR PETS NOW. THIS IS A 5 ALARM WEATHER WARNING..!

Matthew runs to tell Eva. Running threw the house.

MATTHEW: "EVA! EVA !.... (SHOUTS) EVA!!"

EVA: "YES MATTHEW IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE?!"

MATTHEW: "NO WORST I TOLD YOU THAT STORM WAS BAD THE RADIO SAID TAKE COVE NOW."

Just as Matthew telling Eva about the storm which they can hear the wind and rain so loudly at this point. Suddenly a window brakes inside the house. Eva and Matthew run to the bathroom in the bed room. Not even thinking about the window.

EVA: "SHIT MATTHEW!!"

Matthew grabs Eva and goes into the bedroom bathroom.

Interior Bathroom: bathtub and shower, toilet and sink.

MATTHEW: " OH GOD EVA, THAT SOUNDED BAD..."

EVA: "I KNOW, I'M SCARED MATTHEW, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"

MATTHEW; "IT'S CRAZY, COME ON WE'LL JUST SIT HERE, I'M GOING TO GET THE RADIO AND THAT LITTLE KIT THING FROM THE CLOSET."

EVA: " I MOVED FROM THE CLOSET. WHY DO WE NEED IT?"

MATTHEW:" WHERE DID YOU PUT IT?"

EVA:"I DON'T REMEMBER. WHY DO WE NEED IT?"

MATTHEW:"BECAUSE 20 PLUS MILE AN HOUR WINDS MAYBE FASTER. THAT'S WHAT BROKE YOU'RE WIND BABE."

EVA:"ARE YOU JOKING, IS THAT FAST?"

MATTHEW  (speech 2):
" WELL NOT REALLY, BUT IT'S GOING TO START PICKING UP. IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A CHANCE RIGHT NOW. I STILL HAVE TO GRAB THE RADIO AND I'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENED. LOCK THE DOOR. THAT KIND OF STUFF."

EVA: "I'LL GRAB THE CHARGER CHORDS AND ANYTHING ELSE WE NEED."

MATTHEW:"OKAY GOOD IDEA. LET'S MAKE IT AS FAST AS WE CAN, TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT KIT. IT HAS FLASH LIGHTS AND A CRANK RADIO."

EVA:"OKAY."

Eva and Matthew run around the house for grabbing things.

(Cut to clock: 5:40)

Still in the bathroom in the tub Eva is laying on Matthew.

EVA:" OKAY THANKS MOM... YEAH WE ARE FINE MATT'S FINE." (pauses) "NO THE GLASS BROKE IT'S BAD BUT WE'LL BE OKAY." (pauses) " I TOLD YOU WE'LL CALL YOU, ALRIGHT, LOVE YOU MOM."

MATTHEW: "WHAT SHE SAY?"

EVA: " IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS WAIT TILL MORNING AND GET TO YOUR SISTERS." (she yawn as she says sisters) "IT'S SO BAD OUT THERE. SO LOUD LIKE THERE'S 2 STORMS AT ONCE BAD."

MATTHEW: " I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY MEAN. WIND AND RAIN PLUS IT'S SO HOT OUT TODAY. YOU GETTING SLEEPY ON ME?" Matthew starts to smile and play with her hair.

EVA: "YEAH A LITTLE BUT I WOKE UP AT LIKE WHAT?"

MATTHEW: "6:20"

 EVA: " YEAH..."

MATTHEW: " AT LEAST WE ARE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER. AND...! WE WOULD HAVE HAD A GREAT DINNER!"

EVA: " YEAH I SAW THE CHICK STEW... THAT'S MY FAVORITE."

Matthew kisses Eva on the head, closes his eyes to find when he opens them the room is pitch black.

MATTHEW: "OH SOME ONES GOD, I'M BLIND!" (pause)"YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE KIT THING IS?"

EVA: "NOPE...."

MATTHEW: " I'M GOING TO GET THE CANDLE OFF THE TABLE..."

EVA : "GOT THE  PHONE BABE."  Eva pulls out her phone for light

MATTHEW: " SAVE THEM FOR WHEN WE NEED THEM."

Interior: Bathroom light up by candle light.

EVA: " MMM..."

MATTHEW : " WHAT'S WRONG?"....(pause, Eva says nothing) MATTHEW: " MAMA WHAT'S WRONG?"

EVA: " NOTHING, IT SOUND BAD OUT..." (Eva sounds tired and upset. She knows Matthew will figure it out but she just plays it off so to not bother him.)

MATTHEW: " EVA."

(EVA INTERRUPTS.)

EVA: "YES MATTHEW?"

Matthew looks at her with a upset look. Eva laying on top of Matthew like he is a mattress face down in his chest.

MATTHEW: " EVA I KNOW SOMETHING WRONG," (Matthew becomes impatient)

MATTHEW: " EVA TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.."

EVA: "NOTHING I'M FINE..."

MATTHEW: "YES THAT'S TRUE YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE HUNGRY TO..."

EVA: " YEAH I AM. BUT I WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?"

MATTHEW: " WELL EAT THAT'S WHAT."

EVA:" IN THE TOILET MATT?"

MATTHEW:"  WHAT  DID YOU EAT TODAY?"

EVA:" NOTHING.. I HAD A LITTLE SOMETHING."

MATTHEW: " WHAT?"

EVA:" I CAN'T REMEMBER...?"

MATTHEW: " IF YOU DON'T EAT YOU WILL GET SICK EVA. YOU'RE EATING SOMETHING."

EVA: "MATT I DON'T WANT TO EAT IN TOILET."

MATTHEW: " YOU'RE ANEMIC."

EVA:" I KNOW WHAT I AM MATT. DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT."

MATTHEW: " THEN YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET SICK EVA. I'LL MAKE SOME PLATES AND BRING THEM UP I'LL EAT WITH YOU SO YOU WONT EAT ALONE."

EVA:"NO I'M NOT DOING THAT IT'S GROSS, I'M NOT DOING IT...!"

Cut to clock 6:40, cut to Eva mad and very hungry. Cut to clock 6:41, back to Eva still mad and hungry, Cut to clock 6:42 Eva is in a rage.

EVA: "I'M HUNGRY....!"

Matthew get's up and leaves the bathroom.

Interior Bathroom: Candle lit light the bathroom wit a soft and radiant light. Eva sit on top of the the sink waiting for Matthew to come back. Radio play playing, storm in the back round.

RADIO: " HEY EVERYONE THIS IS A WEATHER UP DATE WE SHOULD BE ALMOST OUT OF THIS STORM ALERT, THE 5 ALARM STORM  SYSTEM SAYS, IT WILL BE OVER SOON. STAY RIGHT HERE FOR ALL YOU WEATHER NEEDS ON 91.5 CLASSIC ROCK.

Eva turns off the radio knowing that the storm will be going for a wile. She knows she will wind up eating in the bathroom whether she wants to or not. If she doesn't eat she will get sick.

Down stairs Matthew quickly gathering and fix food for himself and Eva. He finds a some big bored object to put everything and like a juggler balancing everything on it.

Matthew as he is looking for something to put everything on in the pitch dark bumps his head.

MATTHEW: " OH CAN'T I JUST DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE WITH OUT DYING MYSELF? FUCK ME..."

EVA: " YOU OKAY ?"(cut to Eva standing inside the doorway like woman standing on a widows peek wait for her husband to come from his trip to sea.)

MATTHEW: "I'M NOT DEAD, YET.."

Matthew starts walks into the room. Sets a bored on top the sink with the food,wine, bread on each plate and a fork on it.

EVA: " WOW BABE LOOK AT YOU.."

MATTHEW: " YEAH, I'M A THE HULK! BUT I HIT MY HEAD."

EVA: " YEAH I HEARD IT YOU OKAY?" MATTHEW: " YEAH I'M FINE."

Interior Bathroom (wide): Candle light, smell of an amazing meal (cold) but still smells great. A bottle of red wine and bread on a bored on top of a sink.

EVA: " LOOKS GOOD.."  MATTHEW: " YEP.."

EVA: " WHAT'S ALL IN IT?"

MATTHEW: " CHICKEN, CARROTS, POTATOES, UNION, GARLIC, MY SEASONINGS. NOTHING CRAZY JUST THE GOOD STUFF, SIMPLE. I BOUGHT THIS FANCY BREAD."

They make conversation to avoid what they really need to do like to school kids. Looking at each other seeing who will eat first.

EVA: " OH LOOKS GOOD BABE!" (She said with a half smile and quivering voice. As if she trying to keep from dry heaving.)

They both stair at the food. Like they've never eaten before Matthew play with it like a kid at a table. Looking at Eva as if to say. You go first.

MATTHEW: "OH YEAH, YOU KNOW YOUR FAV BABE." ( Matthew winks at her with the cheapest wink you can think of as if to say fuck you... you eat first.)

MATTHEW:" I WAS THINKING OF MAKING RICE WITH IT ON THE SIDE. BUT I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE OVERKILL."

EVA: " OH YEAH TOTALLY, YOU KNOW IT !

(They both laugh and smile.)

MATTHEW: " READY?" Eva looks at him

EVA:"OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO...."

Before she could finish her sentence Matthew had put a fork full in his mouth. As he puts the fork in his mouth he chokes and gags, coughing and dry heaving. He almost pukes. Eva starts to laugh and Matthew looks at her as if to kill her. She grows quite instantly.

Matthew is breathing heavy and looks at her and says.

MATTHEW:" WELL I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY REALLY AND I DID IT."

EVA: " OH HELL NO! I DIDN'T FORCE..." This time Matthew cuts her off,

MATTHEW: " NICE TRY EVA... NOW EAT IT."

Eva puts the food into her mouth and drools it out tears beginning and she crying choking the food out. Matthew starts to laugh out loudly.

MATTHEW:"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! NOT SO FUNNY NOW HUH?"

As he almost on the ground laughing. Eva lets out a huge fart. Matthew is not laughing and gagging at this point. As he  practically pukes and falls over on the floor. Eva farts again. Matthew look at her with discus. Looks at her in shock.

MATTHEW:" EVA THAT'S GROSS!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! THAT'S SO MESSED UP. WHAT YOU TAKING A DUMP?"

Eva practically red looks down at the food. Doesn't say anything. Eva fart one more time and you hear a plop of the water.

MATTHEW: "EVA WHAT THE HELL!? GROSS YOU WHERE POOPING WILE WE'RE EATING, IS THIS FOR REAL? ARE YOU JOKING?!"

Eva rips another big fart.

MATTHEW: "FOR FUCK, SAKE EVA IT'S HORRIBLE !!!"

As Matthew says this he stands up knocking his own plate down. The light turn back on and he walks out of the toilet. Screaming in the other room.

MATTHEW:" OH SOMEONE GOD I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!"

                              THE END......











Friday, February 5, 2016

Story time with Steve

        Story time with Steve


A personal story (there's no real story just felt like writing this) fuck who ever doesn't like or likes it. This is about two important people seeing how I suck at life. I probably  won't have any kids and I'm kind of okay with that. Seeing how so many guys I know who pay child support. And how people treat people (bitches with kids.... fuck a bitch. Yes I call woman bitches, what, you bitch about it? OH that's right I don't give a fuck!!!) CAUSE YOU......... A BITCH!!!
             
                  NOW BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYIN
Now back to the lecture at hand. My Mom &Dad no one cares about them. No one will and I'm cool with that. They was (bad English on purpose) my Mom& Dad not yours. My Dad's name was Steve (like me ... I actually wish he hadn't named me after him (but that's another blog.). My Mom's name was Linda. I'm not going to tell you how they met...

I'm going to tell you I wish I played more games with them. Because they're gone now. I sit here in my apartment wishing I could play games with them. I'm not to sentimental (don't get me wrong) my parents were jerks. But at least I had jerk parents.

I wished I could have played D&D they'd probably throne holy water at it because D&D used to maybe still has this bs about the devil. I don't know why I was born in '83 so all that happened when I was a baby... But yeah I'd played some cool tabletop games with my Mom& Dad. Well we played Monopoly. I hate that game now... I'M OFF TOPIC..

I should have played more games just me my Mom& Dad (cause fuck the other 2 losers( my brothers). Because it would have been awesome, I could have had fun!!! Maybe Pathfinder or something?... I mean. FUCK I could have DM or GM.

So if you read this I hope you go play a game with someone you love. Me and my Mom would play games together and I watch baseball with her all the time. I played GTA IV with my Dad he liked watching it like my Mom none of the bad parts !!  But that's was it. I want a few more but I guess that is what it is. Right? I mean that's what happens you like something extra a few more games.What ever it is that you look for. But at least I got that.

I do miss my Mom& Dad my Dad die last year of cancer. My Mom died I think about 5 years ago now maybe 6. I can't remember the date don't think I want to. My Dad was rough like 50 or 60 years of smoking killed him. He started when he was 7,8 or 9. I don't know really he started smoke back when you could buy cigarettes for pennies. His grandfather would send him the cost 6 cents he get 9. Save money and buy them. Oh yeah that's what life was like back then.

So enough of this I hope after reading this maybe someone will play a game with there Mom& Dad. Or maybe just do something... Parents are fun they're nice to have when you have them.

My Dad I don't know when this the picture taken. This was the picture we used when he died. My Mom probably dressed him. And That's my Mom& Me. I'm 2 months old in that picture. The next day after it was taken my Mom found out her Father my Grandfather died.


So go have fun with your Mom& Dad. GO they'll be gone someday and you'll be like this sucks...!I say it everyday... :(

                Thanks for Reading............

Monday, February 1, 2016

Story time with Steve

Story time with Steve
                                       Thanks for Reading..........
                                                                                                                                                         

This looks really bad but it would take me some hours to rewrite the whole thing I will maybe I should but I'm lazy..... I am sorry for how bad it is I can't simply post from my word program.
                    
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 Darkness in Light  Tabletop role playing game
 by Steve Ristich


I can remember a time. When Bryce wasn't in command. I know cause I was there the day in 1983 when the sky went dark. I was 9 at the time,and I remember it well...
 No one knew what was going on, it was broadcast live across the world on T.V.  This skinny white man with funny blond hair, big square white teeth and red eyes came on the T.V. calling himself Bryce,the mouth peace of the Darkone.
He said that the Rapture was over now, and all mints would be put out of order so money wouldn't be such 
an issue anymore. "No one to this day understands that. And now that The Rapture was over the Darkone was here, and nothing would be the same. "That he and he alone would not be contested. " The Darkone was"
Ready to take his place in this world and on his throne of pain,death, destruction". To rule over us all.
No one would die anymore. "All in this plane and world would remain on living." If you tried to kill yourself, you wouldn't be able to die.  And those who had not died and living on life support would live a half life and they suffer now. You never see or understand somethings until it's to late. All death had just stopped.
 Since the broadcast aired the earth was cast into shadow& darkness . Chaos and inanity over took the place of reason and structureAs society died bloody, falling and failed. People lost their minds, some didn't care, some ran rapid and committed "crimes". Some kept structure and order but those places aren't good place,just never go to one of them. And if you're in one walk out. That's my advice Pilgrim.  
Then the Dwarfs and Elf's came out of the wood work as I remember. Blaming humans and their Gods. But thing between Dwarfs, Elf's and humans were never good. But because of what happened next none of those things would matter, If you thought that was the worst ... we had no clue, no  Elf, Dwarf or Human foresaw any of this. 

Demon's had arrived and now walk the earth. Some aren't as bad as you think, they just want what little money that doesn't exist. The other want your blood, or flesh to feed on. Eating raping and killing peopleelf's, dwarf all matter of life. Now days we all live largely in groups, some even with demons.

And if you don't want to live in a group. You can still live in order under Brice, in a Brice Town. The Darkone was now the law and demon's are the new life on this plane and in this world. Anything goes in a Brice Town and I mean anything. Well maybe worshiping the Light... I don't think you can do that in a Brice Town.
Oh yeah how could I forget The Keeper of the Light... If their ever was a group! But I can't get to ahead of myself and you read the news, right? Anyways those "Light Bringers" have one thing right. Holy (light) artifacts and ruins do help to cure death. But unholy (Dark) artifact and ruins seem to do the trick. But we don't full know the effect of it at this time as I write this.
Unless you use Mekkin Ink and be care full I saw a Dwarf use it once. His arm got badly burned were the tattoo was. That night we cut his arm off and by morning he was dead. Half Elf girl I knew had one easy on the eye and getting in the sack. It worked for her but not as well as a full blooded human and I've seen humans die as well.Mekkin Inks nothing to laugh at but back then we didn't know how it worked. I seen more friends die from Mekkin Ink tattoos then demons.
But enuff of that...
Look here Rookie, you're a Hero. We know hero's are real and Brice can't stop all of us. This message is encrypted and can only be read by a Hero. Bryce knew we existed before we did. That's why he created his Hunters,and why they scare us. He hates you and wants you dead because you have the blood of a GOD in your veins, it's what makes it so that you can even read my message. 
It good time it will all be explained. Hero for right now you have smaller problems to deal with to fix the big fuckin ones. But don't worry we have people to help you along the way. 
Now take up a shield, sword, firearms, bomb, magic and Mekkin Ink yourself or what ever it takes hero. But can you survive?  
                                  Darkness in Light...











Story time with Steve

                                                          Story time with Steve
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So here a thing I figured 59 people looking at this blog mean one person maybe read it... COOL, I'm sorry to that person, I can't give you back the time in your life that you spent reading this.

So I want to say I LOVE NERDS AND GEEKS and here's why MY LOVELY READS... They gave me all my favorite things.

#1) Video Games, my true life's love next to money and I love money. I love money a lot. But right after money is video games ( I have no kids, but if I did. I name them $50, $100, and if I had a daughter  Alexia from Alundra 2 my second favorite game of all time. Games aren't a hobby for me or something I do to pass the fucking time here to there. Fuck that games and gaming make my life better and I'm able to deal with bullshit and the shit of people. Games for me is what maybe drugs are for other people?.... But I just don't escape from reality.
                                                         
                                                                     (scene)
"Oh I must get away from this world of sadness and depression... baby die in the world that's why I do what I do. This worlds so fucked up you have no clue Steve man."
 " You're lucky you're not me I get so much stuff in this world. Babies die man, there dead... You know?"
                                                                  (end scene)

(I just think to myself the're aren't enough gra-nads (that's french for grenades) in the world for me to stuff in your mouth... and have you pull the pin so I can watch.)

Because to me a video game isn't stress release or my bullshit way of being someone who hates reality NO my LOVELY READS no. It's about going to a world and meeting the crazy character that live in that world. See what their life is like and how people look and interact with them. Their story unfolds and how it may turn out? Video games for me are about the world and  EXP (pun intended) the hero winning the day. A fun story fantasy or sifi will do. Video games are to me like books and comics they'll rot your brains.... LMAO  :)

#2) Now I love cartoons, be it Adult Swim, Saturday morning cartoons (R.I.P. my nigga) So anime the mostly the era when it was know as Japanime it was a good time. Vampire Hunter D,  E.Y.E.S. of Mars, Akira, Ghost in a Shell !! But back then we had to hunt and go threw the Video store yeah Video store no Netflix or Hulu or some bullshit and we flipped out when the Anime section had a new movie. The hard core guys would be like sub or dubbed ? I would just want to see the one with cartoon boobies because my Mom &Dad didn't know anime had naked girls in in... :) But that's always been a real fun thing for me I love a good movie anime allows you to see things you've never seen in a like in a live action movie. Matrix comes close but Ghost in a Shell is what counts.

#3) Comic/ Graphic Novels:
I am more of a graphic novel readers I like it all in one bite enjoy the whole thing meals not snacks. But also I'm busy when I'm busy and when I relax I want the whole thing submerge in a good comic. Buffy the Vampire Slayer I lost a lot of my comics because of my family after my Mom past away. I had all the cough up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer in my opinion very excellent comic. V for Vendetta, Batman Return of the Dark Knight, The Long Halloween, The Red Glove, Ed the Happy Clown,Watchman, Neil Gaiman: The Sandman... ;) (ahem),1602, Steven Kings Dark Tower great read!!
     
I can't go anymore with out looking like I'm a poser... so you know I'm not a nerd or a geek, I wish I was... this journey is about me explore what that means. To others. And why it's something I can't be a part of.


#4) BOOKS!!  The O.G. nerd life!! YES SIR! Herman Melville,Neil Gaiman,Steven King, Wil Wheaton ( yeah I like his work I'm allowed not a geek or a nerd. YEAH...)

There more for me to write but, I've been listen to Just A Geek by Wil Wheaton. It's really good. Please if you've read this go to this link and listen to it.

http://wilwheaton.bandcamp.com/album/just-a-geek-teh-audio-book
                         :) I almost forgot.

                                                          :)  Thank for Reading